This conversation between me and my 20-year old daughter is yet another example of how the Green Girls are incapable of functioning before noon:
Me: How do you spell Ouija board?
Taylor: W E E G E E
Me: (laughing) That's not right!
Taylor: (laughing) Oh yeah, it starts with an O. I was thinking of one of those thing you use to clean your windows.
Me: (laughing even harder) That's a squeegee!
Taylor really is very intelligent. She just has the misfortune of being her mother's daughter.