Wednesday, February 09, 2011

The morning brain shouldn't be allowed to speak.

This conversation between me and my 20-year old daughter is yet another example of how the Green Girls are incapable of functioning before noon:

          Me: How do you spell Ouija board?

          Taylor: W E E G E E

          Me: (laughing) That's not right!

          Taylor: (laughing) Oh yeah, it starts with an O.  I was thinking of one of those thing you use to clean your windows.

          Me: (laughing even harder) That's a squeegee!

Taylor really is very intelligent.  She just has the misfortune of being her mother's daughter.


SkylersDad said...

I used to have a squeegie board when I was young...

Shannon Green said...

My mother was convinced that a squeegie board would conjure up Satan's minions so I wasn't allowed to have one. I had to do all my conjuring the old fashioned way.