Since I want to fit in with the rest of the blogging community, I guess I'd better do my obligatory post about last night's Oscar attire. After all, I used to own 106 t-shirts so that should make me some kind of fashion expert. I should say that I didn't actually watch the program because, really, there's no need to. It's the same reason I don't watch the Super Bowl. The next day I will find out how it ended and any parts that were worth seeing will be online by then. Why waste my time watching several hours of programming when I can spend a few minutes hitting the highlights the next day? I call it good time management.
Instead of naming a best and worst dressed, which you can find for yourself all over the internet and no 2 sites will agree, I will just offer my commentary on my chosen victims. Let's start with the hosts.
I used to like James Franco before he became JAMES FRANCO. Now I can only tolerate him if he doesn't speak. Anne Hathaway is just precious, I don't care what she says or does.
I read that Anne had 7 costume changes during the show. That's impressive. Here they are in no particular order:
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This gown is tragic. |
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Not very flattering. |
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This is beautiful. |
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Too 80s. |
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Another unflattering design. |
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She should have stayed in this all night. |
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It's fun. I get it. I hope it was the most hilarious thing ever otherwise it's just sad. |
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I'm not sure if this was before the show or after but it's another winner. |
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See? That wasn't so bad. I only make fun of people who really, really deserve it. Like Helena Bonham Carter. I like her as an actress. She does bizarre really, really well. But she's a notoriously bad dresser.
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Bless her heart. |
Here are a few more who could have chosen better:
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Mandy Moore: Girl, this isn't prom. |
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Marisa Tormei: Unflattering and just ugly. |
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Mark Ruffalo's wife: No. Just, no. |
Scarlet O'Hara's got nuthin' on these next gals. They have managed to make Oscar worthy frocks out of not only drapery, but tablecloths and cocktail napkins as well:
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Melissa Leo's classy tablecloth could only be made better by one thing... |
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...a sneak peek at her uber chic tittoo. |
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Nicole, sweetie, pale girls shouldn't wear white. |
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I think Scarlett Johansson is gorgeous but this dress is not. |
I couldn't help but notice the accessories a couple of the ladies were sporting. Some worked, some didn't.
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Penelope's fashion accessory, called a Javier, is a fashion DO. |
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Melania is sporting an out of season, dried up fashion DON'T. |
Since we're looking at men, let's look at some more.
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Josh & Javier: I have no comment about what they're wearing. Just take a moment and admire. |
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Hugh is a big hunka eye candy but I have issues with his ears. They're abnormal and I just can't get past that. |
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I don't even know who this guy is but I hope he fired his stylist. That tux is heinous. |
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Christian Bale I have admired you since Empire of The Sun but from the neck up you look like a homeless person. |
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Justin Timberlake was well dressed but his mother was not. She should have worn something more age appropriate. |
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Russel Brand's mom was a vision of loveliness but he was so not. |
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Hello, I'm Giorgos Lanthimos and these are my dates: Cheekbones and Jawline. | | |
I think I'll end my post with some youngsters. The first one is 14 year old Hailee Steinfeld. Her dress is beautiful and age appropriate.
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I want to hug her mother. |
And then we have Madonna and her 14 year old daughter Lourdes. The only positive thing I can say is thank God someone finally took a weedeater to that girl's eyebrows.
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The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. |
And finally, my favorite young couple from the evening. I'm a little out of touch with youngsters these days so I don't know who this couple is but my heart goes out to them. I could imagine their lives are not easy. I don't necessarily condone their choices but I do believe that lesbian couples are deserving of the same love and respect as everyone else.
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You Go Girls!! |
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