Take one Shannon, add a day of yard work, mix well, and here's what you get:
5 bags of lawn trash
1 sweat soaked set of clothing
Countless angry and now homeless lizards
3 and a half (yucky poo) juicy worms
1 flip flop full of sap
10 nails in desperate need of a manicure
And dozens of fire ant bites because I stood on an ant bed and didn't bother to look down to investigate the stinging sensation on my lower extremities until they had worked their way up to my knees.
If my luck holds out maybe I'll wake up tomorrow with poison ivy.