Me: I just love this! (Waving arms like a magic wand in front of the freezer cases at Kroger so the motion sensor lights will come on).
Taylor: You're such a child.
Me: I'm just having fun. They didn't have these at the Winn Dixie in Lafayette. (Still waving my magic wand arms.)
Taylor: Yeah well you can have all the fun you want in 'the home' cuz I'm not taking care of you when you're old.
Me: But I'll be one of those fun old ladies, not crabby like ________ (uummm...another mother that we know).
Taylor: You are too high strung for me.
Me: Look! There's a whole nuther aisle of freezer cases!